Sardar to wife
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Blue
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09-25-2017, 03:45 PM -
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Man:sardarji where were you born?

Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hain, whole body is born in
Punjab".  Lotpot
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09-25-2017, 03:46 PM -
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09-25-2017, 03:47 PM -
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Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar Kasam kahoge...?

Sardar :yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bula liya.... ab fir
Gita pe haath.... Doh

Haha
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09-25-2017, 03:54 PM -
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi zaroor batana    lol
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10-11-2017, 10:31 AM -
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Wife Apne sardar ko call kar ke bolne lagi...

Wife : Window ka Lock nahi khul raha hai... :(

sardar: Aisa kar us par thoda Kerosene ya Oil dal...

Wife : Kya usse Lock khul jayega? Question mark

sardar: Arey! Tu try toh kar… Doh

5 Minute ke bad sardar ne fir se phone karke pucha Call– Hello Kya hua? Khul gya na? Roll

Wife: Nahi, Ab to LAPTOP chalu bhi nahi ho raha hai... :(

sardar : Arey ! Bevkoof Aurat, Window to batati ki konsi hai...Doh

Wife : Windows 7  Blush

Lotpot
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10-13-2017, 02:22 AM -
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Haha
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10-15-2017, 09:45 AM -
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announce Facebook par hua duniya ka sabse bada hadsa....

Chat ke dauraan dono me hua tha pyaar...

Ek dusre se milne ke liye jab wo pahuche Garden mein...

Toh pata chala ki, Dono Pati Patni The... Lotpot
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Raja G
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10-22-2017, 10:04 PM -
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(09-25-2017, 03:47 PM)Blue Wrote: Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar Kasam kahoge...?

Sardar :yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bula liya.... ab fir
Gita pe haath.... Doh

Haha

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